This is the funniest and realist synopsis of the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show I’ve read. LMAO.

Written by Dr. J

Last night, most of America tuned into CBS to watch the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. I haven’t missed one of these shows in years. I actually was blessed to make it to a show in Miami a few years ago. The VS Fashion Show is like NASCAR racing, “It looks fun at home, but when you see it in person, it’ll totally change your perspective. In an attempt to be provocative and not incite a riot, I made a few observations about last night.

1. If the VS Fashion Show makes you feel fat and you go to the gym the next day, I’m not 100% upset about that. – It’s no secret that Americans have some health issues that pertain to bad dieting and lack of exercise. I am not a fan of shock marketing or advertising, but if watching the fashion show inspires you to exercise and watch your diet, then that’s not always a bad thing.

2. Growing up skinny and geeky, might just land you a supermodel gig. – There was an interesting segment of the show that talked about the models during their childhood. I was taken aback by some of their childhood photos. These were the ugly ducklings in elementary school who were as thin as a beanstalk and whose facial features took a little longer than usual to come in. However it happened, it goes to show you that every Angel gets its wings. I imagine I’ll somehow use this information when I have a daughter who is awkwardly skinny like her dad in grade school.

3. Kanye West and Jay-Z’s relationship is borderline homo-erotic, but they are the best one-two punch in the game right now. – It is essential that we always take note of the music. I appreciate the performances by Adam Levine and Maroon 5, as well as Nicki Minaj, but not as much as I did for Kanye West and Jay-Z. For one, it was a powerful moment to see Kanye finally have his opportunity to perform Stronger (one of the best runway songs of all-time). #RIPDondaWest. But also, N*ggas In Paris, is one of the hottest collaboration rap songs we’ve had in a long time. We haven’t had such an awesome blend of talent on one track since Black Star.

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