Boy, I’ll tell ya, infidelity can lead to so many bad things. Car crashes and snoring on the lawn,
loss of roommate who is mother of children who takes the children with her, missing self titled Chevron backed charity events, and now the ultimate: the missing of your “wingman’s” wedding.

Yep, Tiger has nixed plans to be the best man at his best friend’s wedding taking place this coming weekend, which I think is a good idea. The bride and groom have also been clear: “no cameras or cell phones allowed.” Good for them. How much you wanna bet that someone will sneak in and get a pic? I mean if the Secret Service let this couple…

…get this close

…who is gonna protect this wedding? Ground Navy Seals?

Elin has moved out since the number of Tiger’s mistresses has gone into the double digits. I think she bought this house on an island in her homeland of Sweden to whisk her kids away from the spotlight as any mother would under this intense heat! No way he can remember them all but they all remember him! They (the mistresses) are probably hoping on a 12th one to surface so they can produce the highest selling calendar for 2010 called “Tigers Cubs.” Oh yeah, it’s on the way. SMH.